Conversations between Married People

I find those weirdly intimate conversations, that can only take place between married people, hilarious. Here is one that happened today:

Me – “Honey, what’s the temperature outside?”

Sean – “62, Why?”

Me (who is wearing a sundress as it is California and forecast was for 72 degrees today) – “Because I’m trying to decide if I should put pants on when we go out for our walk.”

Sean – “Well, I’m not putting on pants. I’m just going out in my underwear.”

Me – “—“